omfg i am so done
my brother wouldn’t order pizza so i put ketchup on my wrists and lied down on the kitchen floor next to a knife and when he came into the room all he said was “finally”
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via fantastic-gentlemen)
I have finally memorized For Those Who Can Still Ride an Airplane for the First Time by Anis Mojgani. My life is one step forward to completion :D
Next up to Memorize: